More Funny Quotes

Scene set up:

Alex is in bed "talking" to Chris before bedtime. He wants to "talk" now because "praying" means he has to go to sleep. I'm in the living room on the couch.

Chris: Lacey, Alex has a question for you.

Lacey: What's up Alex?

Alex: Mama, you have a weenie?

Lacey: No, I don't have a weenie. :)

Alex: Mama, you have a butt?

Lacey: Yes, Alex mama have a butt.

Alex: Mama, I have weenie. I have a butt too.. ... Mama!, dada have a BIG weenie!

Lacey (Giggling): Yes, Alex, dada have a big weenie. Now, good night. I love you.

Chris: Just grinning.

toooooo funny!